LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz
since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony,
where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet,
she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee.
From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing
and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him
did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply
put him on the pageant circuit.